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MOOSINGS OF MOO- Entry #2908
Oh greateth moonument…
It has been ten cans of chicken and rice since bae left me. The only thing I can think is that he left because it is clear he has made the wrong choice in choosing the one with the tiny head. It is clear to almost everyone else, including me, especially as how the hoomans have now erected a large white triangle which sparkles in my honour. I know that this is so, simply because whenever I go near it they exclaim in joy at how beautiful I look next to it, be it a little over exuberantly I might add, but the gesture is none the less, fully appreciated and has not gone unnoticed. I have been thinking about how to express my love to the bearded one should he return, and I have come to the conclusion that perhaps a gift from said monument would suffice. Especially because I believe it will show I think of us as equals… well, almost, and that I want to share my superior status with him. The only problem with this, is the hoomans’ undeniable and ridiculous protection of said moonument, making obtaining one of the shiny things more difficult than anticipated. You would have thought that seeing as this is an appreciation of my gracing this household that they would be more generous. But alas no.
This is also the time of year with many plastic strips of sticky, which I enjoy eating almost as much as I enjoy sitting on the large pieces of festive paper that the hoomans set out for me to grace with my immensely beauteous behind. It truly is a wonderful time of year… and yet, it is not the same without the impressive gait of the bearded wonder, my beloved. I can only hope that soon I shall hear his heavy tread once again, and feel his fingers in that spot behind my ear I love. In the meantime, I am making do with the one with the tiny head, which is a shame, but I suppose we all have trials in our lives, and that this perhaps is the greatest I have faced yet.
Moo Moo x